Thursday, April 23, 2009

Jokes That Didn't Make it to Stage

Why does it seem like tyler perry's name is on everything? There's Tyler Perry's Diaries of a mad black woman, Tyler Perry's a Family That Preys Together, and now Tyler Perry's Tampons.

Do you ever get that look where a girl looks at you across the room and you walk over to talk to her only to realize she is blind? Yea that happened to me... twice.

Expectations on dates are getting worse. Like for our parents it wasn't polite to kiss on the first date, our dates you cant put out on the first date. I can't wait for our kids, " did you get pregnant on your first date? good save that for the third"

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