Here are some more Jokes that never made it to stage -
Movies have warped my reality. Every time there is a room with animals in it i try to do the surprise run-ins to catch them talking.
This should come to no surprise but i have 2 cats and they always hang out together. Now i'm not the jealous type but im going to spread rumors about each other so they come to me...
Do you ever get the feeling that your family thinks you're gay. for Christmas they bought me high heels "dad do you even know what gay is? "sure do, its red headed and sitting right infront of me"
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